Thursday, May 17, 2012

Rat Terror...I mean Terrier for Sale!


Would anyone like a super cute 10 lb Rat Terror Terrier? Not only is this dog super cute, but she also loves gum, cough drops, and candy. She will help you stay on  your diet by eating everything you shouldn't have! No need to worry about the safety of your baby because this dog will actually lock the car doors for you! In addition she will turn on the car seat warmers! Did I mention that she also picks up baby toys and dresses up to provide entertainment for your children too!!!


So here is the picture of my dog who locked my baby and herself in the car today...without me! I went to throw some groceries in the house before taking the dog and baby out. While I was in the house, the dog locked the door on me! Thank God I had another key inside the house because the car was running too...bad combination...car running + baby sleeping in car + door locking dog!!
After this incident, I had to run out again, without the dog...and I guess she was a little upset about locking herself and the baby in the car because she decided to snack on some cough drops and gum...no candy today! In addition she went through the garbage in the baby's room....gross...I will spare you pictures!!!
And this is her "dressing up" to entertain the kids. Some how I don't feel so bad about dressing her up after the above stories!

Do you have any funny pet stories?

Does you pet feel the need to destroy things like my dog?

6 comments:

  1. You took Duchess to the grocery store?!

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    1. ha ha...actually walmart..but for groceries! I was already out!

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  2. We have a rat terror too! She looks very similar to yours, actually, haha. And ugh, they can be such destructive little beasts when they want to be!

    She's gotten into a world of things, and keeps trying to steal our baby's Sophie the giraffe because she thinks it's hers. That's the only toy of the baby's that she really has her heart set on, because it squeaks. We're afraid she'll kill it, so we have to be careful. She's chewed dollar bills before, receipts, dirty bathroom trash (yuck!), pens/pencils/crayons, she loves to steal gum and anything that drops on the floor... she's a vacuum. Always keeps me on my toes!

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    1. I am glad someone else can feel my pain! Its funny that you mention Sophie the giraffe, I was thinking of getting one of those and I figured she would love it because it has a squeaker!!!! And yes, she probably would kill it! LOL! No dollar bills for us...but YES to receipts, bathroom trash, pens/pencils...lol.

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  3. I have cats and they are super annoying! They barf hairballs all over and then my toddler tries to eat the hairballs. Ack!

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    1. Eugh...that might be worse than my dog!!!:-(

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