20) Zaky Infant Pillow - stimulates the touch of human hands19) Baby Keeper - the picture is enough said, more like a baby hanger
18) Swimming Neck Ring - hmmmmmm (Check out the picture)
17) Pee-Pee Teepee - a funnel for peeing in??
16)Baby Perfume - isn't it enough to have the cute baby smell?
15)O'Pair Baby Leash14) Thudguard Helmet - protection for the knogen
13) Third Arm - acutally a pretty nifty idea
11) Hamburger Baby Costume - poor baby
10) Metallica Lullabies - white noise?
9) Manuel Snot Sucker - gross, even for a cloth diaper mommy!
8) Her First Heels
7) Baby Mop - Useful, could use one for my dog!!
5) Man Boobs - all you breasfeeding Mama's are like "YES"
4) Baby Whoopee Cushion Costume - too many costumes if you ask me!
3) Bucktooth Pacifier2) Baby Toupee
and #1 Baby Tattoos
I really can't believe that some people invented this stuff!!!
Which is your favorite?
Have you tried any of these?
Hey Julie! Katie (Nelson) Edwards- saw your blog on FB, it's great! I did cloth with Luke for a couple months, loved it:) I just started a blog a's well, lots of fun. Congrats on the babe, and good luck with everything:)
ReplyDeleteThanks Katie!! I will check out your blog too! So much fun right!! I love Cloth Diapering!! Thanks again!
DeleteOh My! What will they think of next?!
ReplyDeleteWhich is your favorite? Mine is either the Daddle or Pee Pee Teepee!
DeleteI have some pee pee teepees, they were purchased as a gag, but we actually used them on my oldest. He always would pee as soon as we attempted wiping him, we were tired of wiping down the wall and changing shirts after every diaper change. We would put one on him and it would absorb the little piddles or at least redirect the spray to the changing mat instead of showering the entire room. I know the same thing could be accomplished with a washcloth or wipe, but we already had them and it was fun to say 'pee pee teepee'.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha!!! That is awesome! Thanks for the input! I thought they were a good idea as well!! It is fun to say pee pee teepee!!! At least you made use out of your gag gift!!
ReplyDeleteUm, wow...I have no words.
ReplyDeleteProbably the most detrimental are the baby high heels. Could probably do permanent damage if you actually allowed a young baby to wear then when they are first learning to walk.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Po-Knee just get a rocking horse they make some beautiful ones that will last and also have the rocking motion.
While I understand a man wanting to bond with his baby I think it is probably just better to let him give a bottle even to a fully nursing baby then to use those man boon things. Instead of telling his growing daughter or son that he loved to get the chance to give the occasional bottle and give mommy a break he sends the kid into therapy by bringing out the man boobs and telling the kids he use to nurse them.
Funny! The baby toupees crack me up! LOL
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness that baby hanger thing is awful! Wow!
ReplyDeleteThis is great sharing on The Bewitchin' Kitchen FB Page
ReplyDeleteLmao great post some funny ones :)
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Oh my goodness! that is a brilliant List! Thank you for linking it up to my
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Although I laughed at some of these, that manual nose sucker...it's called Frida nose, and I have to say it works better than ANY other nose sucker I've tried. And I"m ashamed to admit, I've tried MANY of them, including electric, I was so desperate to get my baby some relief.
I don't feel like I can really commnent, as I am not a mum, but I have to say there are some crazy 'out there' items on that list! I am against those little short skirts and knee high boots you can get for babies so I don't think I'll be trying any of those things haha except for the Daddle... because my hubby would get a kick out of that!
ReplyDeleteI saw a woman once that ACTUALLY sucked the snot from her kid's nose. at a resturaunt, no less. i am gagging right now just thinking of it. The helmet is the most ridiculous. Just perpetuates the overprotection syndrome that does more harm than good. I think the daddle looks fun though :)
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